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neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

flaaffytaffy

pokemon-photography:

So I work at an elementary school as some of you know.  a few weeks ago I saw a little gang of kids on the playground up to no good.  they were all huddled up in a little circle and even had a “look out” for teachers.  I managed to sneak up on them and catch them as I knew exactly what they were up to.  When I surprised them and asked them what they were doing, they all panicked and immediately hid their “contraband,”  which were some Pokemon cards.  I told them I was cool I wasn’t going to snitch them out to the principal with the condition that they let me see the trades going on.  For a good ten minutes I coached these kids in the art of trading pokemon cards as I had done so in my youth.  It makes me happy to see pokemon alive and well in the younger demographics.  I also learned that charizard is still at the top of everyone’s favorite pokemon list.

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dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

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slaynuggets:

kmdos:

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hiddlesbatchlings:

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henrycavilll:

I went

to public school.

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i lost it after attempt 510 omfg

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT!!! BAHAHAHAHA

OMFG I’M CRYING

Taylor this is the video I’ve been meaning to show you

CAN’T EVEN BREATHE RN

Reblogging again.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO.

I CANT BREATH HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHI

c r y i n g

thank god this video’s coming back xD

I HATE THIS FUCKIN GAME

I am dying help